Hi. I’m Tori. I read a lot of books and watch a lot of movies. I’m not one to write an in-depth review—no one really cares what I have to say anyway—but I’m happy to share my thoughts in the form of one-liners (or two-liners… you gotta give me some leeway).
I will not write about any of the books published by the companies I work for—they’d put the others to shame and that’s just rude—and I will not employ a rating system because I’m much too lazy. I will, however, tag each post with ‘take it‘, ‘leave it‘, or ‘take it or leave it‘. Do with that what you will. Feel free to let me know if you agree or disagree in the comments. I probably won’t smite you if our opinions differ. Probably.
Now pay attention. There will be a quiz when we’re done.
Being Tori 
Don’t be afraid. I won’t smite you. Probably.