Read this and this, click here to validate my existence. I dare you to find the hidden menu. If you like that little sketch up there, it’s a doodle that took my very talented, very affordable designer friend Sydney Barnes about 30 seconds. Hire her.
Enjoy! Or don’t. I can’t tell you what to do—I’m not your real mom.
Being Tori 
Don’t be afraid. I won’t smite you. Probably.