Do you know what? This movie is funny. Bleedin’ hilarious.
“You really think you’re ready for the field? I once used defibrillators on myself. I put shards of glass in my eye. I’ve jumped from a high-rise building using only a raincoat as a parachute and broke both legs upon landing; I still had to pretend I was in a Cirque du Soleil show! I’ve swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and re-attached with *this* arm.” —Rick Ford
Being Tori 
Don’t be afraid. I won’t smite you. Probably.