I…
I’m not sure…
but…
I think…
I think I have a crush on Mickey Rourke.
There. I said it. Not so bad, right?
In other news, I definitely have a crush on Nat Wolff. And I wouldn’t have expected it, but they make a great pairing—both of their characters are surprising and entertaining in more ways than one. Good script, great cast, good movie.
Don’t be afraid. I won’t smite you. Probably.