Central Intelligence


“Then I realized high school was nothing like Sixteen Candles, and I’ll never be like Molly Ringwald.”

The Rock said that. Wearing a unicorn shirt, jorts, and a leather fanny pack.

I’m a certified, card-carrying Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson fan, Kevin Hart is a child-sized party, and the tag line for this movie (Saving the world takes a little hart and a big Johnson) is on point, so I give it five out of seven stars. A perfect rating.

(Holla if you get the reference.)


Don’t be afraid. I won’t smite you. Probably.

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