Category: One-Liners
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Fired Up!
“That was for the Crocs. You’re not an old lady gardening or a baby on the beach. OK? Now put on some shoes, you’re embarrassing yourself.” I. Love. It.
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Pitch Perfect
I’m not funny enough to write something funny about this movie. It’s way funnier than I am. Anna Kendrick is my patronus.
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Fifty Shades Darker by E.L. James
I hate myself for saying it, but it’s really hard to put down. Like a train wreck. James skips around through plot lines and genres just as quickly as Ana skips back to bed.
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Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James
Ironically enough, the page opposite this monstrosity in my book journal reads: “Great literature is simply language charged with meaning to the utmost possible degree.” —Ezra Pound. HA!
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Room by Emma Donoghue
Amazing and disturbing. While I found it easy to sympathize with both Jack and Ma, it made me uncomfortable to realize that they both annoyed me, despite the fact that they were literally fighting for their lives. I’m a terrible person, but this is a good book.
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The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Steig Larsson
Incredibly addictive and deliciously twisted. I recommend the book and both versions of the movie, though the original Swedish version was better than the Daniel Craig remake.
Being Tori 