I have a new favourite thing

So I was working (I swear) and I came across an amazing thing on Twitter: Sarah Wendell (@SmartBitches) is live tweeting her first read of Grey by E.L. James. I promise, it’s everything you’ve ever dreamed it would be.

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There’s more. Wayyyyyy more. And it’s just so good. And when you get your fill of this, you can visit their website, smartbitchestrashybooks.com, which is full of reviews that are just as great!

You’re welcome.

NO.

I read this:

“Fifty Shades author EL James announced Monday that she will release a new version of Fifty Shades of Grey, written from Christian’s point of view. The book, titled Grey, will be published on June 18, Christian’s birthday.” —The Hollywood Reporter

And now I’m all like: 

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Fifty Shades of Grey

50 Shades of Grey

Perfect movie for Galentines with my single ladies. A few things I said out loud: “What?”, “Seriously?”, “I miss Jamie Dornan’s beard”, “Oh my God!”, “Oh”, “Ohhhhhh”, “HAHAH!”, “This should have been marketed as a comedy”, “Calm down, Ana”, “Creeper”, “Ew”, “Did he just say that?”, “NOPE”, “You’re fifty shades of what now?” I liked it.