If there’s one thing the Martian taught me, it’s that I would die right away if my crew left me for dead on a deserted, uncompromising planet. So let’s make a pact right here, right now not to do that, m’kay?
Favourite line: “I’m going to have to science the shit out of this.”
Biggest shock: Sean Bean’s character doesn’t die. GASP.
Don’t be afraid. I won’t smite you. Probably.