The Martian

The Martian

If there’s one thing the Martian taught me, it’s that I would die right away if my crew left me for dead on a deserted, uncompromising planet. So let’s make a pact right here, right now not to do that, m’kay?

Favourite line: “I’m going to have to science the shit out of this.”

Biggest shock: Sean Bean’s character doesn’t die. GASP.

Fantastic Four

FantasticFour

More like Catastrophic Quatre, amiright?!

I was ignoring the reviews because, you know, Miles Teller. I thought: How bad can it be? Especially since Jamie Bell and Kate Mara and that new Michael Jordan are in it, too. But man, it’s bad. It’s so bad. It’s not even so bad it’s good. It’s just bad.