Oh boy. I had so many questions while watching this movie—the two most important, and subsequently most uttered, being: “Who the hell was in charge of Jessica Chastain’s Bryce Dallas Howard’s costume?” and “Wait! What? WHY?!”—but ultimately I enjoyed myself entirely.
If you can totally suspend your disbelief (and I mean totally… like, past the point of dinosaurs reborn and all the way to the point of actively deciding not to evacuate a theme park full of thousands of people when a world of super-huge, pointy-toothed dinosaurs are accidentally released among them) then yeah, this is definitely worth the watch.
Being Tori 
Don’t be afraid. I won’t smite you. Probably.