Category: Movies
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Draft Day
This movie taught me: 1) How the NFL draft works. 2) That Tom Welling can still turn my crank. Man, that guy’s attractive. Kevin Costner ain’t nothing to shake a stick at, either. 3) That apparently Jennifer Garner isn’t always annoying.
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Barely Lethal
A movie about a rogue teenage secret agent who runs away from her super covert assassin school to attend regular high school, starring Samuel L. Jackson, Jessica Alba, that chick who plays Sansa Stark, and Louis Litt’s scary fiancée Sheila sounds awesome, right? Too bad it wasn’t. Watch ONLY if you enjoyed Prom.
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Bravetown
It took me a while to figure out why the kid looked so familiar. Then BAM! He’s in the Hannah Montana movie. Obviously. In other news, I have no idea what genre this is supposed to be. It might be a teen dance movie. It might be trying [very hard but not so successfully] to be…
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The Water Diviner
Man oh man. Russell Crowe is so good at making movies. Gets me every time. Except that time he was on a boat… and the time he was building a boat (maybe I don’t like boats?). But this one; this one was good.
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Dumb and Dumber To
It was certainly dumber. The first was great because it was original. This one tried a little too hard to live up to that.
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Odd Thomas
I can’t remember the last time I was so caught off guard by a movie like this. Maybe I was paying too much attention to how adorable Anton Yelchin is… So what if I was? I paid enough attention to know that I liked it.
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This is what’s known as creative license
As you know, I’m reading Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I noticed this: Professor Dumbledore was now looking down at Harry, who looked right back at him, trying to discern the expression of the eyes behind the half-moon spectacles. “Did you put your name into the Goblet of Fire, Harry?” Dumbledore asked calmly. But then I…
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The DUFF
This movie was not amazing—it wasn’t even good, really—but Mae Whitman is, so you should see it anyway.