Category: One-Liners

• CBGB

  Alan Rickman is a genius. Apparently so was Hilly Kristal. Too bad I wasn’t a New Yorker in the seventies—I think I would have had fun at CBGB.

  Being Tori

  06.28.15

  Movies, One-Liners

  Alan Rickman, Ashely Greene, CBGB, Donal Logue, Hilly Kristal, Johnny Galecki, Justin Bartha, Malin Ackerman, movie, music, punk, Rupert Grint, Stana Katic, TAKE IT!

• Me and Earl and the Dying Girl

  There were more laughs than I expected. Earl (RJ Cyler) is my favourite, but Nick Offerman and Molly Shannon are fantastic as comic relief (obviously), and Thomas Mann is very convincing.

  Being Tori

  06.28.15

  Movies, One-Liners

  coming of age, Connie Britton, didn’t read the book, haha funny, Me and Earl and the Dying Girl, Molly Shannon, movie, Nick Offerman, Olivia Cooke, RJ Cyler, TAKE IT!, Thomas Mann

• The Longest Ride

  Typical Nicholas Sparks: Old couple, young couple, romance, fight, romance. But I will say this: Scott Eastwood is too sexy. He should have to pay Attractive Taxes.

  Being Tori

  06.28.15

  Movies, One-Liners

  Alan Alda, Britt Robertson, chick flick, didn’t read the book, movie, Nicholas Sparks, romance, Scott Eastwood, take it or leave it, The Longest Ride

• Kingsman: The Secret Service

  Any movie with Sam Jackson (in my mind we’re buds and I’m allowed to call him that), Colin Firth, Michael Caine, Mark Strong, a dude sporting a jawline this sharp, and a chick with SWORDS for legs is A-OK in my books.

  Being Tori

  06.21.15

  Movies, One-Liners

  action, Colin Firth, Kingsman, Mark Strong, Michael Caine, movie, Samuel L. Jackson, TAKE IT!, The Secret Service

• Transformers: Age of Extinction

  A few thoughts: – Stanley Tucci! – I miss Shia. – Product placement ahoy. – Mark Wahlberg is hilarious as an over-protective dad. – Mr. Boyfriend Driver Man’s accent is ridiculously sexy. – WAIT! Are those transforming dinosaurs? TRUCK YES they are! – Could this be any longer?

  Being Tori

  06.20.15

  Movies, One-Liners

  Age of Extinction, Jack Reynor, Mark Wahlberg, movie, Not Shia LeBeouf, Stanley Tucci, TAKE IT!, Transformers, Transformers Age of Extinction

• Still Alice

  I’m not at all surprised that Julianne Moore won an Oscar for this movie. She was amazing. I’m still scared of Alzheimer’s.

  Being Tori

  06.20.15

  Movies, One-Liners

  Alzheimer’s Disease, Julianne Moore, movie, Still Alice, TAKE IT!

• One More Thing: Stories and Other Stories by B.J. Novak

  Not at all what I had expected, but if I had a nickel for every time I said that… (inside joke for those smarties who have read the book). Very clever—entertaining with a few teaching moments thrown in. ps. click on the cover to see the amazing book trailer starring Mindy Kaling. No. 1 on…

  Being Tori

  06.14.15

  Book Challenge 2015, Books, One-Liners

  BJ Novak, Book Challenge, comedy, haha funny, Mindy Kaling, One More Thing, short stories, TAKE IT!

• Pitch Perfect 2

  Things I said during this movie: “Hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha”, “I can’t breathe!”, “Haha hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha.” Go see it now.

  Being Tori

  06.04.15

  Movies, One-Liners

  Anna Kendrick, Brittany Snow, Elizabeth Banks, haha funny, Hailee Steinfeld, movie, Pitch Perfect, Pitch Perfect 2, Rebel Wilson, TAKE IT!

• The Good Guy

  I adore Bryan Greenberg. And Alexis Bledel. And Anna Chlumsky (you know, Vada from My Girl). Even Scott Porter wasn’t as annoying as usual (clearly, I mean Hart of Dixie). All in all, this was “fresh and original.”

  Being Tori

  06.04.15

  Movies, One-Liners

  Alexis Bledel, Anna Chlumsky, Bryan Greenberg, movie, Scott Porter, take it or leave it, The Good Guy

• Laggies

  Sam Rockwell and Keira Knightley, eh? Who knew? ps. this movie is adorable.

  Being Tori

  05.20.15

  Movies, One-Liners

  chick flick, Chloe Grace Moretz, Ellie Kemper, haha funny, Kiera Knightly, Mark Webber, movie, romance, Sam Rockwell, TAKE IT!