Here’s the tame version. And here’s the real nsfw Kendra version:

“A few weeks ago, a friend in publishing (that’s right – I have connections) told me I would love a wonderful new author she’s been working with. Being the die-hard cynic that I am, I told her where to shove her opinion, and set off to make my own judgments about the book – It’s Only the Himalayas: And Other Tales of Miscalculation from an Overconfident Backpacker.

“My thought after the first few pages went something along the lines of … ”

Keep reading… I promise you’ll like it.