Category: Movies
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Ashby
I… I’m not sure… but… I think… I think I have a crush on Mickey Rourke. There. I said it. Not so bad, right? In other news, I definitely have a crush on Nat Wolff. And I wouldn’t have expected it, but they make a great pairing—both of their characters are surprising and entertaining in…
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Southpaw
If Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t already one of your favourite actors, or if he’s not already a role model to scores of aspiring actors, he will be after this movie. He made me feel all the emotions. Granted, I probably would have loved this movie even if it had been mediocre (I unabashedly love all sports…
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Guardians of the Galaxy
I have seen this movie five or six times now and my favourite parts remain those in which Peter Quill is singing and dancing. His dance off with Ronan is the very best. “Ooh oooh child, things are gonna get easier.”
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Wicked Blood
My, my, my, that Abigail Breslin is a talented actress, isn’t she? Sean Bean dies, but you knew that already.
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The Boxtrolls
The story was cute, the animation exceptional, and Dakota Fanning did an excellent job voicing the little red headed brat, but the end scene where Mr. Pickles (Richard Ayoade) talks about how hard the animators must have worked to make him blink was my favourite part by far.
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Tonight You’re Mine / You Instead
Bickering musicians handcuffed together for the duration of an insane music festival? Yes. Absolutely. I love it. Depending on where you’re watching, this movie was released under two titles. I first saw it as You Instead, but I like this poster better.
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Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
I’m being 100% serious when I say this: It. Was. Awesome. It’s action packed, funny, and the plot is involved enough to keep you invested in the story while you’re being entertained by Tom Cruise’s ridiculously impressive spy antics (did you know he did his own stunts?! See that picture? That’s real. He actually agreed…
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Fantastic Four
More like Catastrophic Quatre, amiright?! I was ignoring the reviews because, you know, Miles Teller. I thought: How bad can it be? Especially since Jamie Bell and Kate Mara and that new Michael Jordan are in it, too. But man, it’s bad. It’s so bad. It’s not even so bad it’s good. It’s just bad.
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Trainwreck
Yes. Mhm! Definitely. You’re gonna like this one. Typical Amy Schumer vulgarity hilarity. There are so many lines I wish I could remember and so many scenes I’ll never forget. A great chick flick for chicks whose hearts aren’t all aflutter and whose maternal clocks aren’t ticking.